"KA EP SI" versi suroboyo

Lapar...??? Telpon Ka eP Si aee reeeek.

�� Telfon Pertama#
Paimo : "Halloo, Kaepsi ?"
KFC : "Iya. Ada yang bisa saya bantu?"
Paimo : "Ayame jik onok gak ?"
KFC : "Oohhh, ada"
Paimo : "Njajal gowoen
mrene. Ayok diadu ambek pithek ku"
KFC : "Owh.., wong mendem".

�� Telfon Kedua#
Sardi : "Hallooo, kaepsi ?"
KFC : "Iya"
Sardi : "Bisa delivery order ?"
KFC : "Iya, bisa"
Sardi : "24 jam...?
KFC : "Iya"
Sardi : "Ooohh guendheng koen yo.  Gak tau turu tah...???"
KFC : "Lambe mu".

�� Telfon Ketiga#
Tarjo : "Hallooo, kaepsi...?"
KFC : "Iya"
Tarjo : "Ayam'e onok...?"
KFC : "Ada"
Tarjo : "Sego...?"
KFC : "Ada"
Tarjo : "Es krim...?"
KFC : "Ada"
Tarjo : "Burger, burger...?"
KFC : "Ada, banyak, kompliit", njawab ambek mrengut.
Tarjo : "Jik onok kabeh. Opo gak payu?"
KFC : "Wong ediaaannn".

�� Telfon Keempat#
Imin : "Halloo, Kaepsi?"
KFC : "Kon konco-e arek2 sing mau telpon tahh. Kate lapo kon ?"
Imin : "Heee..., aku iki kate pesen. Yo wis gak sido nek ngono"
KFC : "Oohh, iya, maaf-2. Mau pesen apa...?"
Imin : "Tahu campur siji, ambek lontong balap'e siji"
KFC : "Ooo..., dhasar wong gendheng".

�� Telfon Kelima#
Supadi : "Hallooo.., kaepsi...??"
KFC : "Mesthi kon iki konco-e arek2 gendheng sing mau telpan-telpon. Kate lapo maneh iki....???"
Supardi : "Kate pesen ayam, mosok pesen semen ?"
KFC : "Oooh, iyaa. Apa lagi? Ojok sangar2 ta. Biasa ae' Cak...?"
Supardi : "Ayam karo sego. Tapi mbungkuse engkok dipisah yo. Nek didadekno siji engkok sego-ne' dicucuk'i .ambek pithek'e Cak"
KFC : "Woooi, woooiii..!! Wong gendheng2 kabeh".